I got an A on my speech, my laptop's spacebar is literally taped to it, and I'm still alive THAT IS ALL.

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The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [ [link] ]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I want my Xika

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Try Xika, You'll like it.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Xika. [lolwut?]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
You press the Xika, we do the rest. >_>

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The dirst says hot, the label says Xika. O_o

6. To someone you dislike?
Turn lose the Xika [What am I, a rabid dog?]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Little. Yellow. Different. Xika.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Xika comes to those who wait! 8D

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Xika Really Satisfies.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Sharing the Xika of your life :3

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You can't top a Xika! D:

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Nothing sucks like a Xika >_>

13. What are the best words to describe you?
There Ain't No Party Like A Xika Party.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Xika.

15. Your last words before you die...
This Is The Age Of The Xika.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Schhh... You Know Xika. [YOU DUN KNOW ME]

17. Title of this post will be..
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Xika.